Trevor Haskins returned after a week with extraterrestrials, calling the whole thing more vacation than abduction. Officials are baffled, neighbors are uneasy, and he’s already hoping for a return trip.

RNC Chairman David Waters says that the Republican representatives forgetting to turn off their Grindr Alerts was the result of the confusing UI of iOS 26.

A routine investigation has spiraled into an unexpected crisis after evidence sparked what officers are calling a wave of sudden identity shifts. Leaders insist the situation is contained, though reports suggest the atmosphere inside precincts has changed dramatically.

Trump's health begins to decline as the President ends a press conference asking if anyone else "smells toast" before demanding his be covered in extra butter.

A 9mm bullet was minding its own business when it inadvertently came into contact with a conservative social media personality.

Children who sleepwalk are one hundred times more likely to make parents shit their pants.

International relations could soon be served with a side of sizzling fajitas as the White House readies a bold multi-million dollar upgrade focused more on flavor than foreign policy.

New Study Confirms What We All Feared: There Is Absolutely No Normal Way for a Man to Use a Urinal

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) says the bill will pass ahead of his planned trip to the Virgin Islands in a completely unrelated pre-scheduled vacation.

Trevor Haskins returned after a week with extraterrestrials, calling the whole thing more vacation than abduction. Officials are baffled, neighbors are uneasy, and he’s already hoping for a return trip.

RNC Chairman David Waters says that the Republican representatives forgetting to turn off their Grindr Alerts was the result of the confusing UI of iOS 26.

A routine investigation has spiraled into an unexpected crisis after evidence sparked what officers are calling a wave of sudden identity shifts. Leaders insist the situation is contained, though reports suggest the atmosphere inside precincts has changed dramatically.

Trump's health begins to decline as the President ends a press conference asking if anyone else "smells toast" before demanding his be covered in extra butter.

A 9mm bullet was minding its own business when it inadvertently came into contact with a conservative social media personality.

Children who sleepwalk are one hundred times more likely to make parents shit their pants.

International relations could soon be served with a side of sizzling fajitas as the White House readies a bold multi-million dollar upgrade focused more on flavor than foreign policy.

New Study Confirms What We All Feared: There Is Absolutely No Normal Way for a Man to Use a Urinal

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) says the bill will pass ahead of his planned trip to the Virgin Islands in a completely unrelated pre-scheduled vacation.