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Nation Faces Black Printer Ink Shortage as Epstein Files Are Released by Current Administration

The Trump Administration has caused a black ink shortage nationwide at the time of the release of the documentation of the infamous Jeffrey Epstein investigation.
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Business

President Trump Caught Cheating at Monopoly, Changes the Rules to Avoid Going to Jail

Trump reportedly swapped out a stack of Action Cards with Jeffrey Epstein's business cards, allowing the player to get of jail in a single turn by committing suicide.
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Entertainment

Fox News Rebrands as Liberal Outlet After Trump Backlash, Replaces Entire Lineup with Democrats and Progressives

In an unexpected ideological overhaul, the once far-right-leaning network is embracing a new political direction, leaving longtime viewers stunned and party lines blurred.
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Sports

League of Legends Pro Tests Positive for Steroids, Gets Suspended and Grounded by His Mom

Under pressure to perform, Tyler “NyteRayvn69” Blevmont made the wrong kind of gains. Now the league is cracking down, and his fans are feeling deceived.
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Entertainment

Big Bird Under Fire After Elmo’s Digital Disaster Sends Sesame Street Into Full Damage Control

The usual lessons about kindness and cooperation have given way to locked accounts, backstage tension, and a growing sense that something’s not quite right on Sesame Street.
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Local Man Marries Minecraft Villager After Building Entire City and Abandoning Real Life

After failing to fall in love in real life, one man built a full Minecraft city, married a pixelated villager, and is now undergoing surgery to become more blocky in hopes of finally fitting into a world that isn’t coded to reject him.
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Entertainment

Kanye West Announces He Has Converted to Judaism, Can Now Use Jewish Slurs with Impunity

Rapper and Nazi memorabilia mogul Kanye West says that he is now a double-minority class and that Adidas can't do shit about what he says after converting to Judaism.
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Entertainment

Disney Inc. Says They’ll Proceed with Thawing Walt from Cryostasis, Apparently Satisfied with Success of Nazi Uprising in America

The company says with the rise of fascism, it is time to awaken Führer Walter Adolf Disney and "Make America Goose-step Again".
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Entertainment

Nebraska Man Wins $421 Million Mega Millions Jackpot, Goes to Vegas, Loses It All “To Feel Something”

Donny Klemme won Nebraska’s Mega Millions jackpot and lost it all in Vegas within 48 hours. He now has no money—just stories, T-shirts, a questionable tattoo, and zero regrets.
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Republican

Nation Faces Black Printer Ink Shortage as Epstein Files Are Released by Current Administration

The Trump Administration has caused a black ink shortage nationwide at the time of the release of the documentation of the infamous Jeffrey Epstein investigation.
Morgan Tanner -
Business

President Trump Caught Cheating at Monopoly, Changes the Rules to Avoid Going to Jail

Trump reportedly swapped out a stack of Action Cards with Jeffrey Epstein's business cards, allowing the player to get of jail in a single turn by committing suicide.
Morgan Tanner -
Entertainment

Fox News Rebrands as Liberal Outlet After Trump Backlash, Replaces Entire Lineup with Democrats and Progressives

In an unexpected ideological overhaul, the once far-right-leaning network is embracing a new political direction, leaving longtime viewers stunned and party lines blurred.
Jett Monument -
Sports

League of Legends Pro Tests Positive for Steroids, Gets Suspended and Grounded by His Mom

Under pressure to perform, Tyler “NyteRayvn69” Blevmont made the wrong kind of gains. Now the league is cracking down, and his fans are feeling deceived.
Jett Monument -
Entertainment

Big Bird Under Fire After Elmo’s Digital Disaster Sends Sesame Street Into Full Damage Control

The usual lessons about kindness and cooperation have given way to locked accounts, backstage tension, and a growing sense that something’s not quite right on Sesame Street.
Jett Monument -
Entertainment

Local Man Marries Minecraft Villager After Building Entire City and Abandoning Real Life

After failing to fall in love in real life, one man built a full Minecraft city, married a pixelated villager, and is now undergoing surgery to become more blocky in hopes of finally fitting into a world that isn’t coded to reject him.
Jett Monument -
Entertainment

Kanye West Announces He Has Converted to Judaism, Can Now Use Jewish Slurs with Impunity

Rapper and Nazi memorabilia mogul Kanye West says that he is now a double-minority class and that Adidas can't do shit about what he says after converting to Judaism.
Morgan Tanner -
Entertainment

Disney Inc. Says They’ll Proceed with Thawing Walt from Cryostasis, Apparently Satisfied with Success of Nazi Uprising in America

The company says with the rise of fascism, it is time to awaken Führer Walter Adolf Disney and "Make America Goose-step Again".
Morgan Tanner -
Entertainment

Nebraska Man Wins $421 Million Mega Millions Jackpot, Goes to Vegas, Loses It All “To Feel Something”

Donny Klemme won Nebraska’s Mega Millions jackpot and lost it all in Vegas within 48 hours. He now has no money—just stories, T-shirts, a questionable tattoo, and zero regrets.
Jett Monument -
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Nation Faces Black Printer Ink Shortage as Epstein Files Are Released by Current Administration

The Trump Administration has caused a black ink shortage nationwide at the time of the release of the documentation of the infamous Jeffrey Epstein investigation.
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