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Jeffrey Epstein Did Not Commit Suicide, says Trump Administration, “He Tripped and Accidentally Hung Himself”

Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself but simply slipped, wrapped a sheet around his own neck, accidentally fashioned it into a noose, and mistakenly hung it from the ceiling.
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Kanye West Takes Credit For White Theme at Diddy “Freak Off” Party

Kanye West took a break from referring to himself as a "Nazi" and talking about his gay incestuous relationship with his cousin to take credit for the theme of Diddy's controversial "Freak Offs".
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Billionaire Jeff Bezos Says No Amount of Money Can Buy Enough Plastic Surgery to Make Fiancée Look Human

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos seems to be on a mission to make his wife look less like a human and more like one of the Muppets.
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Katy Perry Says Her Upcoming OceanGate Deep-Sea Submersible Voyage is Next Big Frontier for All Women Everywhere

Washed up pop icon Katy Perry is confused as to why people aren't celebrating her achievement of paying for a Blue Origin flight. Says the "blue ocean" is next big frontier for lower class moms everywhere.
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Kim Jong Un Wishes Everyone a Happy May 4th, Claims He Will Defeat Evil American Empire

Kim Jong Un wields a light saber in his latest propaganda address to North Korean public, claiming he will single handedly take down the evil galactic empire that is the United States with his "very real, very cool" force powers.
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Republican

Lauren Boebert Joins Tinder, Swipes Left on Kid Rock

Lauren Boebert's short-lived relationship with southern comfort expert Kid Rock ends in tragedy as the two duke it out on various social dating apps.
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Jeffrey Epstein Did Not Commit Suicide, says Trump Administration, “He Tripped and Accidentally Hung Himself”

Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself but simply slipped, wrapped a sheet around his own neck, accidentally fashioned it into a noose, and mistakenly hung it from the ceiling.
Morgan Tanner -
Entertainment

Kanye West Takes Credit For White Theme at Diddy “Freak Off” Party

Kanye West took a break from referring to himself as a "Nazi" and talking about his gay incestuous relationship with his cousin to take credit for the theme of Diddy's controversial "Freak Offs".
Morgan Tanner -
Entertainment

Billionaire Jeff Bezos Says No Amount of Money Can Buy Enough Plastic Surgery to Make Fiancée Look Human

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos seems to be on a mission to make his wife look less like a human and more like one of the Muppets.
Morgan Tanner -
Entertainment

Katy Perry Says Her Upcoming OceanGate Deep-Sea Submersible Voyage is Next Big Frontier for All Women Everywhere

Washed up pop icon Katy Perry is confused as to why people aren't celebrating her achievement of paying for a Blue Origin flight. Says the "blue ocean" is next big frontier for lower class moms everywhere.
Morgan Tanner -
Entertainment

Kim Jong Un Wishes Everyone a Happy May 4th, Claims He Will Defeat Evil American Empire

Kim Jong Un wields a light saber in his latest propaganda address to North Korean public, claiming he will single handedly take down the evil galactic empire that is the United States with his "very real, very cool" force powers.
Morgan Tanner -
Republican

Lauren Boebert Joins Tinder, Swipes Left on Kid Rock

Lauren Boebert's short-lived relationship with southern comfort expert Kid Rock ends in tragedy as the two duke it out on various social dating apps.
Morgan Tanner -
123Page 3 of 3
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