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Nation Faces Black Printer Ink Shortage as Epstein Files Are Released by Current Administration

The Trump Administration has caused a black ink shortage nationwide at the time of the release of the documentation of the infamous Jeffrey Epstein investigation.
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Game to “Boost Morale” While Nation Descends into Chaos

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the federal government remains closed for the 19th consecutive day,...
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Republican Speaker Mike Johnson Says Recent Grindr Scandal at RNC is Fake News While Wiping Semen from Chin

RNC Chairman David Waters says that the Republican representatives forgetting to turn off their Grindr Alerts was the result of the confusing UI of iOS 26.
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Donald Trump Shows Signs of a Stroke, Says Strokes are a Democratic Hoax, Then Blames Biden for His Stroke

Trump's health begins to decline as the President ends a press conference asking if anyone else "smells toast" before demanding his be covered in extra butter.
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9mm Bullet in Critical Condition After Colliding with Conservative Commentator

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President Trump: “Why aren’t you asking the Clintons about Epstein? Bill was there, too!”

Trump's latest late night Truth Social rants seem to incriminate himself as much as President Clinton regarding the alleged attendees on Epstein Island, Little Saint James.
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Trump Says 8 Years as President is “Too Young”, More Attracted to 13 Year Term

President Trump is seen holding a cheap Etsy replica of the Nobel Prize with his face on it while rambling about thirteen-year-olds practically being adults.
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Business

President Trump Caught Cheating at Monopoly, Changes the Rules to Avoid Going to Jail

Trump reportedly swapped out a stack of Action Cards with Jeffrey Epstein's business cards, allowing the player to get of jail in a single turn by committing suicide.
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World

GOP Pushes New Legislation Lowering Age of Consent to 16, “Considerably Lower” in US Territories

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) says the bill will pass ahead of his planned trip to the Virgin Islands in a completely unrelated pre-scheduled vacation.
Morgan Tanner -
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Republican

Nation Faces Black Printer Ink Shortage as Epstein Files Are Released by Current Administration

The Trump Administration has caused a black ink shortage nationwide at the time of the release of the documentation of the infamous Jeffrey Epstein investigation.
Morgan Tanner -
NEWS

Game to “Boost Morale” While Nation Descends into Chaos

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the federal government remains closed for the 19th consecutive day,...
Buck Drayton -
Republican

Republican Speaker Mike Johnson Says Recent Grindr Scandal at RNC is Fake News While Wiping Semen from Chin

RNC Chairman David Waters says that the Republican representatives forgetting to turn off their Grindr Alerts was the result of the confusing UI of iOS 26.
Morgan Tanner -
Politics

Donald Trump Shows Signs of a Stroke, Says Strokes are a Democratic Hoax, Then Blames Biden for His Stroke

Trump's health begins to decline as the President ends a press conference asking if anyone else "smells toast" before demanding his be covered in extra butter.
Morgan Tanner -
Politics

9mm Bullet in Critical Condition After Colliding with Conservative Commentator

A 9mm bullet was minding its own business when it inadvertently came into contact with a conservative social media personality.
Morgan Tanner -
Politics

President Trump: “Why aren’t you asking the Clintons about Epstein? Bill was there, too!”

Trump's latest late night Truth Social rants seem to incriminate himself as much as President Clinton regarding the alleged attendees on Epstein Island, Little Saint James.
Morgan Tanner -
Politics

Trump Says 8 Years as President is “Too Young”, More Attracted to 13 Year Term

President Trump is seen holding a cheap Etsy replica of the Nobel Prize with his face on it while rambling about thirteen-year-olds practically being adults.
Morgan Tanner -
Business

President Trump Caught Cheating at Monopoly, Changes the Rules to Avoid Going to Jail

Trump reportedly swapped out a stack of Action Cards with Jeffrey Epstein's business cards, allowing the player to get of jail in a single turn by committing suicide.
Morgan Tanner -
World

GOP Pushes New Legislation Lowering Age of Consent to 16, “Considerably Lower” in US Territories

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) says the bill will pass ahead of his planned trip to the Virgin Islands in a completely unrelated pre-scheduled vacation.
Morgan Tanner -
123...5Page 1 of 5
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Nation Faces Black Printer Ink Shortage as Epstein Files Are Released by Current Administration

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