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Trump Signs Executive Order Allowing Him Entry Into Any Women’s Locker or Changing Room at Any Time

"These locker rooms are supposed to be a safe place. And to keep them safe, I need to be there to stop filthy democrats from walking in whenever they want." -President Trump
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Trump to Sue ABC, CBS, FOX, NAACP, NHL, The MIB, PBS, S.H.I.E.L.D., WNBA, and Others Amidst Epstein Files Scandal

Trump is furious with all acronyms in the media after they all seemingly report on irrefutable evidence that Trump owned a time share on Epstein Island.
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U.S. Government Announces Plan to Erase National Debt by Selling Naming Rights to States, Parks, Buildings and National Monuments

A sweeping government move is set to redefine the nation's most recognizable places. With corporate deals on the table and tradition up for negotiation, even history isn’t safe from rebranding.
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Trump: “There is No List!”, Claims Epstein Friendship Ended After Being Removed from Top 8 on Myspace in 2004

47th President Donald Trump says Epstein must have killed himself in his sleep, as he was clearly innocent since there is no "Epstein List" to speak of.
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Trump Convinced Russia Is Run by Gremlins, No One in His Administration Has the Will to Tell Him Otherwise

Everyone knows the Kremlin isn’t the Gremlins. Everyone except the president, who’s now basing foreign policy on the mix-up.
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President Trump Does an Undercover Boss at “Alligator Alcatraz,” Secretly Oversees Opening Day While Complaining No One Recognized Him

President Trump went undercover at the opening day of Alligator Alcatraz and immediately blew his cover because no one recognized him and his ego couldn’t handle it.
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BREAKING: Jesus Has Risen! But Also Immediately Deported

The Messiah of Christianity was last seen boarding a Delta flight, flying coach to Jerusalem just before an attack from Iran radicals on the capital city of Israel. God speed, Jesus.
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Elon Musk Awarded Custody of 19-Year-Old Barron Trump Just Days After Breakup with President Trump

Just days after their highly publicized breakup, Elon Musk has secured full custody of 19-year-old Barron Trump through a little-known DOGE loophole. The President, blindsided, is reportedly fuming.
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Right-Wing Grifter Charlie Kirk Says His Eyes Are So Close Together, He Uses a Monocle For Both Eyes

Alt-right grifter and MAGA youth cultist Charlie Kirk says "glasses are for liberals and beta males" while holding up a monocle that covers both eyes.
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Trump Signs Executive Order Allowing Him Entry Into Any Women’s Locker or Changing Room at Any Time

"These locker rooms are supposed to be a safe place. And to keep them safe, I need to be there to stop filthy democrats from walking in whenever they want." -President Trump
Morgan Tanner -
Politics

Trump to Sue ABC, CBS, FOX, NAACP, NHL, The MIB, PBS, S.H.I.E.L.D., WNBA, and Others Amidst Epstein Files Scandal

Trump is furious with all acronyms in the media after they all seemingly report on irrefutable evidence that Trump owned a time share on Epstein Island.
Morgan Tanner -
Republican

U.S. Government Announces Plan to Erase National Debt by Selling Naming Rights to States, Parks, Buildings and National Monuments

A sweeping government move is set to redefine the nation's most recognizable places. With corporate deals on the table and tradition up for negotiation, even history isn’t safe from rebranding.
Jett Monument -
Politics

Trump: “There is No List!”, Claims Epstein Friendship Ended After Being Removed from Top 8 on Myspace in 2004

47th President Donald Trump says Epstein must have killed himself in his sleep, as he was clearly innocent since there is no "Epstein List" to speak of.
Morgan Tanner -
Republican

Trump Convinced Russia Is Run by Gremlins, No One in His Administration Has the Will to Tell Him Otherwise

Everyone knows the Kremlin isn’t the Gremlins. Everyone except the president, who’s now basing foreign policy on the mix-up.
Jett Monument -
Exclusive

President Trump Does an Undercover Boss at “Alligator Alcatraz,” Secretly Oversees Opening Day While Complaining No One Recognized Him

President Trump went undercover at the opening day of Alligator Alcatraz and immediately blew his cover because no one recognized him and his ego couldn’t handle it.
Jett Monument -
World

BREAKING: Jesus Has Risen! But Also Immediately Deported

The Messiah of Christianity was last seen boarding a Delta flight, flying coach to Jerusalem just before an attack from Iran radicals on the capital city of Israel. God speed, Jesus.
Morgan Tanner -
Exclusive

Elon Musk Awarded Custody of 19-Year-Old Barron Trump Just Days After Breakup with President Trump

Just days after their highly publicized breakup, Elon Musk has secured full custody of 19-year-old Barron Trump through a little-known DOGE loophole. The President, blindsided, is reportedly fuming.
Jett Monument -
Republican

Right-Wing Grifter Charlie Kirk Says His Eyes Are So Close Together, He Uses a Monocle For Both Eyes

Alt-right grifter and MAGA youth cultist Charlie Kirk says "glasses are for liberals and beta males" while holding up a monocle that covers both eyes.
Morgan Tanner -
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