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Fox News Rebrands as Liberal Outlet After Trump Backlash, Replaces Entire Lineup with Democrats and Progressives

In an unexpected ideological overhaul, the once far-right-leaning network is embracing a new political direction, leaving longtime viewers stunned and party lines blurred.
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U.S. Government Announces Plan to Erase National Debt by Selling Naming Rights to States, Parks, Buildings and National Monuments

A sweeping government move is set to redefine the nation's most recognizable places. With corporate deals on the table and tradition up for negotiation, even history isn’t safe from rebranding.
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Archaeologists Discover Great Pyramids Were Actually Ancient Power Plants Built So Egyptians Could Watch Porn in HD

Ancient Egyptian say “I’m just finishing up in here! Don’t come in!” As they watch hieroglyphic porn powdered by pyramids
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President Trump Does an Undercover Boss at “Alligator Alcatraz,” Secretly Oversees Opening Day While Complaining No One Recognized Him

President Trump went undercover at the opening day of Alligator Alcatraz and immediately blew his cover because no one recognized him and his ego couldn’t handle it.
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BREAKING: Jesus Has Risen! But Also Immediately Deported

The Messiah of Christianity was last seen boarding a Delta flight, flying coach to Jerusalem just before an attack from Iran radicals on the capital city of Israel. God speed, Jesus.
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Operation Golden Swagger: Trump Declares ‘Mission Accomplished-ish’ After Personally Scaring Iran with Stealth, Style, and Sunglasses

Trump Bombs Iran Into Apology, Israel Claims Victory in Global Game of ‘Told You So’
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Man Creates New Religion with AI Chatbot, Accidentally Proves All Other Religions Were Total Horseshit All Along

Local man accidentally creates a wildly popular new religion with an AI chatbot, instantly rendering 4,000 years of human spirituality obsolete
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Trump, Hanks, Puffy, and the CEO of Wetzel’s Pretzels All Named in “Epstein List” Released by a Heartbroken Elon Musk

“Donald Trump is nastiest skank bitch l've ever met. Do NOT trust him. He is a fugly slut!” Says Elon after revealing that President Trump in on the Epstein List.
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Elon Musk Awarded Custody of 19-Year-Old Barron Trump Just Days After Breakup with President Trump

Just days after their highly publicized breakup, Elon Musk has secured full custody of 19-year-old Barron Trump through a little-known DOGE loophole. The President, blindsided, is reportedly fuming.
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Entertainment

Fox News Rebrands as Liberal Outlet After Trump Backlash, Replaces Entire Lineup with Democrats and Progressives

In an unexpected ideological overhaul, the once far-right-leaning network is embracing a new political direction, leaving longtime viewers stunned and party lines blurred.
Jett Monument -
Republican

U.S. Government Announces Plan to Erase National Debt by Selling Naming Rights to States, Parks, Buildings and National Monuments

A sweeping government move is set to redefine the nation's most recognizable places. With corporate deals on the table and tradition up for negotiation, even history isn’t safe from rebranding.
Jett Monument -
Science

Archaeologists Discover Great Pyramids Were Actually Ancient Power Plants Built So Egyptians Could Watch Porn in HD

Ancient Egyptian say “I’m just finishing up in here! Don’t come in!” As they watch hieroglyphic porn powdered by pyramids
Buck Drayton -
Exclusive

President Trump Does an Undercover Boss at “Alligator Alcatraz,” Secretly Oversees Opening Day While Complaining No One Recognized Him

President Trump went undercover at the opening day of Alligator Alcatraz and immediately blew his cover because no one recognized him and his ego couldn’t handle it.
Jett Monument -
World

BREAKING: Jesus Has Risen! But Also Immediately Deported

The Messiah of Christianity was last seen boarding a Delta flight, flying coach to Jerusalem just before an attack from Iran radicals on the capital city of Israel. God speed, Jesus.
Morgan Tanner -
World

Operation Golden Swagger: Trump Declares ‘Mission Accomplished-ish’ After Personally Scaring Iran with Stealth, Style, and Sunglasses

Trump Bombs Iran Into Apology, Israel Claims Victory in Global Game of ‘Told You So’
Buck Drayton -
Science

Man Creates New Religion with AI Chatbot, Accidentally Proves All Other Religions Were Total Horseshit All Along

Local man accidentally creates a wildly popular new religion with an AI chatbot, instantly rendering 4,000 years of human spirituality obsolete
Buck Drayton -
Entertainment

Trump, Hanks, Puffy, and the CEO of Wetzel’s Pretzels All Named in “Epstein List” Released by a Heartbroken Elon Musk

“Donald Trump is nastiest skank bitch l've ever met. Do NOT trust him. He is a fugly slut!” Says Elon after revealing that President Trump in on the Epstein List.
Buck Drayton -
Exclusive

Elon Musk Awarded Custody of 19-Year-Old Barron Trump Just Days After Breakup with President Trump

Just days after their highly publicized breakup, Elon Musk has secured full custody of 19-year-old Barron Trump through a little-known DOGE loophole. The President, blindsided, is reportedly fuming.
Jett Monument -
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