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Brain Worm: The Kennedy Parasite Chronicles: Chapter 2 of 3: “Echoes from Dealey Plaza”

New JFK files reveal Oswald stopped a brain-wormed JFK from launching a world-infecting parasite attack.
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Business

Ivanka Trump Advocates for Mexican Immigrants, “They Make Better Handbags Than the Chinese”

First Daughter of the United States, Ivanka Trump says we should bring in more Mexican immigrants because their hands are tougher and make better quality products for her luxury handbag line.
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Kanye West Announces He Has Converted to Judaism, Can Now Use Jewish Slurs with Impunity

Rapper and Nazi memorabilia mogul Kanye West says that he is now a double-minority class and that Adidas can't do shit about what he says after converting to Judaism.
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Brain Worm: The Kennedy Parasite Chronicles: Chapter 1 of 3: “The Creek Awakens“

One swim in a toxic creek as a child, and RFK Jr. left with a brain worm and a lifelong Wednesday ritual.
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Biden to Run in 2036 as Sentient Brain in Jar, Backed by Hunter, Jill, and Google Docs

President Biden has officially become the first U.S. leader to run for office as a sentient brain suspended in government-funded Jell-O.
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Dream Adultery Epidemic Rocks Suburban America; Husbands Confused, Wives Enraged Over Affairs That Never Happened

“Through tears and confusion, wives demand justice for dream betrayals while husbands apologize for imaginary trysts they swear they never subconsciously committed.”
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Science

Study Finds White Men Begin Morphing Into Pickup Truck-Loving Republicans at 37, Fueled by Whiskey, Taxes, and Morgan Wallen

Some victims of the transformation even report wardrobe changes happening subconsciously.
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Science

US Secretary of Health Robert F Kennedy Jr. Says “Vaccines Cause Autism but Heroin Builds Character”

RFK Jr. says he doesn't trust the government putting "foreign substances" in his body but if you know where to find "premo Colombian heroin", then that's a different story.
Morgan Tanner -
Entertainment

The Truth About Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s Relationship: Jason Kelce Begs for Help Through Tears: “Save My Brother”

Jason Kelce tearfully begs for help as Travis falls deeper into Taylor Swift’s glittery Illuminati sex cult.
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Politics

Brain Worm: The Kennedy Parasite Chronicles: Chapter 2 of 3: “Echoes from Dealey Plaza”

New JFK files reveal Oswald stopped a brain-wormed JFK from launching a world-infecting parasite attack.
Buck Drayton -
Business

Ivanka Trump Advocates for Mexican Immigrants, “They Make Better Handbags Than the Chinese”

First Daughter of the United States, Ivanka Trump says we should bring in more Mexican immigrants because their hands are tougher and make better quality products for her luxury handbag line.
Morgan Tanner -
Entertainment

Kanye West Announces He Has Converted to Judaism, Can Now Use Jewish Slurs with Impunity

Rapper and Nazi memorabilia mogul Kanye West says that he is now a double-minority class and that Adidas can't do shit about what he says after converting to Judaism.
Morgan Tanner -
Politics

Brain Worm: The Kennedy Parasite Chronicles: Chapter 1 of 3: “The Creek Awakens“

One swim in a toxic creek as a child, and RFK Jr. left with a brain worm and a lifelong Wednesday ritual.
Buck Drayton -
Democrat

Biden to Run in 2036 as Sentient Brain in Jar, Backed by Hunter, Jill, and Google Docs

President Biden has officially become the first U.S. leader to run for office as a sentient brain suspended in government-funded Jell-O.
Buck Drayton -
Science

Dream Adultery Epidemic Rocks Suburban America; Husbands Confused, Wives Enraged Over Affairs That Never Happened

“Through tears and confusion, wives demand justice for dream betrayals while husbands apologize for imaginary trysts they swear they never subconsciously committed.”
Buck Drayton -
Science

Study Finds White Men Begin Morphing Into Pickup Truck-Loving Republicans at 37, Fueled by Whiskey, Taxes, and Morgan Wallen

Some victims of the transformation even report wardrobe changes happening subconsciously.
Buck Drayton -
Science

US Secretary of Health Robert F Kennedy Jr. Says “Vaccines Cause Autism but Heroin Builds Character”

RFK Jr. says he doesn't trust the government putting "foreign substances" in his body but if you know where to find "premo Colombian heroin", then that's a different story.
Morgan Tanner -
Entertainment

The Truth About Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s Relationship: Jason Kelce Begs for Help Through Tears: “Save My Brother”

Jason Kelce tearfully begs for help as Travis falls deeper into Taylor Swift’s glittery Illuminati sex cult.
Buck Drayton -
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