Hillary Clinton smacks husband Bill on the back of the head at the Democratic National Convention after former President states he loves watching Latinas twerk on TikTok.

Kim Jong Un wields a light saber in his latest propaganda address to North Korean public, claiming he will single handedly take down the evil galactic empire that is the United States with his "very real, very cool" force powers.

Nancy Pelosi's age has long since caught up with her. And as her bones begin to turn into dust, she looks to comic book lore for an alternative.

Lauren Boebert's short-lived relationship with southern comfort expert Kid Rock ends in tragedy as the two duke it out on various social dating apps.

Former President Joe Biden had an oops on stage at the Democratic National Convention where his feces was seen pooling in the heels of his Velcro shoes.

One of the few reasonable Republicans, Mitt Romney proves he is looking forward to death so he can own his own solar system.

Andrew Yang, a guy who once did a thing on behalf of the Democrats, has been entirely forgotten as if we were all caught under a spell from Doctor Strange.

White-Out’s Earth Day makeover has conservatives fuming, claiming the new “Green-Out” formula is part of a larger plot to erase whiteness — both on paper and in society. What was meant to celebrate sustainability is now being labeled “liquid CRT in a bottle.”

Hillary Clinton smacks husband Bill on the back of the head at the Democratic National Convention after former President states he loves watching Latinas twerk on TikTok.

Kim Jong Un wields a light saber in his latest propaganda address to North Korean public, claiming he will single handedly take down the evil galactic empire that is the United States with his "very real, very cool" force powers.

Nancy Pelosi's age has long since caught up with her. And as her bones begin to turn into dust, she looks to comic book lore for an alternative.

Lauren Boebert's short-lived relationship with southern comfort expert Kid Rock ends in tragedy as the two duke it out on various social dating apps.

Former President Joe Biden had an oops on stage at the Democratic National Convention where his feces was seen pooling in the heels of his Velcro shoes.

One of the few reasonable Republicans, Mitt Romney proves he is looking forward to death so he can own his own solar system.

Andrew Yang, a guy who once did a thing on behalf of the Democrats, has been entirely forgotten as if we were all caught under a spell from Doctor Strange.

White-Out’s Earth Day makeover has conservatives fuming, claiming the new “Green-Out” formula is part of a larger plot to erase whiteness — both on paper and in society. What was meant to celebrate sustainability is now being labeled “liquid CRT in a bottle.”