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“Female Orgasm a Myth”, Says Trump Administration’s Head of Sexual Education and Wellness

Head of Sexual Education and Wellness, Dr. Randy P. Whetstone, says that the female orgasm is fictional nonsense created by the woke mainstream liberal media to make white men feel bad about themselves.
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Entertainment

Hilary Duff is Returning to Music After 10 Years, Says Her New Single ‘Heil Hitler’ is Better Than Kanye’s

Disney Channel Original Movie 'My Dog is My Mom' star Hilary Duff says that her song about "Das Führer" is about finding light in the darkness and will uplift the hearts of Agent Cody Banks fans everywhere.
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Science

RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm Not Actually Dead, Speaks to Him Telepathically About Letting Children Contract Measles

Kennedy's brain worm is alive and ready to dominate the greatest country in the world, starting with Texas, the most anti-vaccinated region in the world.
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Entertainment

Marvel Renames Thunderbolts* to ‘Marvel’s Leftovers’, Stunned to Learn People Will Watch Literally Anything

Marvel has rebranded Thunderbolts* as Marvel’s Leftovers, and audiences are still buying tickets. Apparently, all it takes is a logo and Florence Pugh.
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Science

Actress & Pseudoscientist Gwyneth Paltrow Says Shoving Used Tea Bags Up Your Ass Absorbs Colon Cancer Cells

Mediocre actress and founder of Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow says that the cure for cancer can be found in the aisles of your local Whole Foods.
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Politics

Donald Trump Condemns Hillary Clinton for Accepting Political Gifts While Aboard New Boeing 747 from Kelly Ortberg

President Trump says that his acceptance of planes as gifts are hardly against the Constitution because it was written before planes were invented and therefore are exempt.
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Science

US Secretary of Health Robert F Kennedy Jr. Says “Vaccines Cause Autism but Heroin Builds Character”

RFK Jr. says he doesn't trust the government putting "foreign substances" in his body but if you know where to find "premo Colombian heroin", then that's a different story.
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Business

Egg Shortage Over, But Restaurants Keep Prices High Because “You Dumbasses Will Keep Paying Anyway”

Eggs are back, but prices haven’t cracked. Diners are still paying premium rates while restaurants laugh all the way to the bank.
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Entertainment

The Truth About Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s Relationship: Jason Kelce Begs for Help Through Tears: “Save My Brother”

Jason Kelce tearfully begs for help as Travis falls deeper into Taylor Swift’s glittery Illuminati sex cult.
Buck Drayton -
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Science

“Female Orgasm a Myth”, Says Trump Administration’s Head of Sexual Education and Wellness

Head of Sexual Education and Wellness, Dr. Randy P. Whetstone, says that the female orgasm is fictional nonsense created by the woke mainstream liberal media to make white men feel bad about themselves.
Morgan Tanner -
Entertainment

Hilary Duff is Returning to Music After 10 Years, Says Her New Single ‘Heil Hitler’ is Better Than Kanye’s

Disney Channel Original Movie 'My Dog is My Mom' star Hilary Duff says that her song about "Das Führer" is about finding light in the darkness and will uplift the hearts of Agent Cody Banks fans everywhere.
Morgan Tanner -
Science

RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm Not Actually Dead, Speaks to Him Telepathically About Letting Children Contract Measles

Kennedy's brain worm is alive and ready to dominate the greatest country in the world, starting with Texas, the most anti-vaccinated region in the world.
Morgan Tanner -
Entertainment

Marvel Renames Thunderbolts* to ‘Marvel’s Leftovers’, Stunned to Learn People Will Watch Literally Anything

Marvel has rebranded Thunderbolts* as Marvel’s Leftovers, and audiences are still buying tickets. Apparently, all it takes is a logo and Florence Pugh.
Jett Monument -
Science

Actress & Pseudoscientist Gwyneth Paltrow Says Shoving Used Tea Bags Up Your Ass Absorbs Colon Cancer Cells

Mediocre actress and founder of Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow says that the cure for cancer can be found in the aisles of your local Whole Foods.
Morgan Tanner -
Politics

Donald Trump Condemns Hillary Clinton for Accepting Political Gifts While Aboard New Boeing 747 from Kelly Ortberg

President Trump says that his acceptance of planes as gifts are hardly against the Constitution because it was written before planes were invented and therefore are exempt.
Morgan Tanner -
Science

US Secretary of Health Robert F Kennedy Jr. Says “Vaccines Cause Autism but Heroin Builds Character”

RFK Jr. says he doesn't trust the government putting "foreign substances" in his body but if you know where to find "premo Colombian heroin", then that's a different story.
Morgan Tanner -
Business

Egg Shortage Over, But Restaurants Keep Prices High Because “You Dumbasses Will Keep Paying Anyway”

Eggs are back, but prices haven’t cracked. Diners are still paying premium rates while restaurants laugh all the way to the bank.
Jett Monument -
Entertainment

The Truth About Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s Relationship: Jason Kelce Begs for Help Through Tears: “Save My Brother”

Jason Kelce tearfully begs for help as Travis falls deeper into Taylor Swift’s glittery Illuminati sex cult.
Buck Drayton -
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