Pope Leo XIV is considering resignation just five days in, citing not doctrine, but Rome’s tragic lack of Chicago-style deep dish. He called the city’s thin crust a betrayal of both his palate and his faith.

Donald Trump aims his tariff cannon at the world but turns his sights away from Indonesia where they produce the fine orange powder he puts on his face.

Ohtani says the whole thing is one big multi-million dollar misunderstanding and claims he tried telling people he was born in Wisconsin to South Korean immigrants but no one wanted to listen.

Cops found a backpack full of felonies but forgot the warrant — possibly because Luigi Mangione’s jawline temporarily suspended their knowledge of the Constitution.

Negotiations reportedly stalled until President Trump sent Xi Jinping a $CHINUS mock-up on Truth Social, captioned: “Trade this, Winnie.” Rather than take offense, Xi stunned his delegation by replying with a GIF of himself as a triumphant Winnie the Pooh flexing on top of a Bitcoin chart.

The Mexican drug cartel's criminal organization has taken a firm stance on American tourism and ensures the safety of travelers to help the Mexican economy.

In a historic and wildly American moment, Pope Leo XIV emerged on the balcony in aviators holding a hotdog, as crowds chanted “USA! USA!” and Vatican doves briefly formed the shape of a bald eagle.

White-Out’s Earth Day makeover has conservatives fuming, claiming the new “Green-Out” formula is part of a larger plot to erase whiteness — both on paper and in society. What was meant to celebrate sustainability is now being labeled “liquid CRT in a bottle.”

Pope Leo XIV is considering resignation just five days in, citing not doctrine, but Rome’s tragic lack of Chicago-style deep dish. He called the city’s thin crust a betrayal of both his palate and his faith.

Donald Trump aims his tariff cannon at the world but turns his sights away from Indonesia where they produce the fine orange powder he puts on his face.

Ohtani says the whole thing is one big multi-million dollar misunderstanding and claims he tried telling people he was born in Wisconsin to South Korean immigrants but no one wanted to listen.

Cops found a backpack full of felonies but forgot the warrant — possibly because Luigi Mangione’s jawline temporarily suspended their knowledge of the Constitution.

Negotiations reportedly stalled until President Trump sent Xi Jinping a $CHINUS mock-up on Truth Social, captioned: “Trade this, Winnie.” Rather than take offense, Xi stunned his delegation by replying with a GIF of himself as a triumphant Winnie the Pooh flexing on top of a Bitcoin chart.

The Mexican drug cartel's criminal organization has taken a firm stance on American tourism and ensures the safety of travelers to help the Mexican economy.

In a historic and wildly American moment, Pope Leo XIV emerged on the balcony in aviators holding a hotdog, as crowds chanted “USA! USA!” and Vatican doves briefly formed the shape of a bald eagle.

White-Out’s Earth Day makeover has conservatives fuming, claiming the new “Green-Out” formula is part of a larger plot to erase whiteness — both on paper and in society. What was meant to celebrate sustainability is now being labeled “liquid CRT in a bottle.”