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JILL TO JOE: IT’S OVER. MCCONNELL’S DETERIORATION IS JUST TOO SEXY

“Joe’s aging was always gradual, measured,” a longtime friend of Jill Biden said on condition of anonymity. “But with Mitch, she sees something rawer. More visceral. When he freezes mid-sentence or loses his balance, she says it feels like time itself is fragile.
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Donald Trump Tells Xi Jinping: Forget Talks, Let’s Print Cash!

Negotiations reportedly stalled until President Trump sent Xi Jinping a $CHINUS mock-up on Truth Social, captioned: “Trade this, Winnie.” Rather than take offense, Xi stunned his delegation by replying with a GIF of himself as a triumphant Winnie the Pooh flexing on top of a Bitcoin chart.
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JILL TO JOE: IT’S OVER. MCCONNELL’S DETERIORATION IS JUST TOO SEXY

“Joe’s aging was always gradual, measured,” a longtime friend of Jill Biden said on condition of anonymity. “But with Mitch, she sees something rawer. More visceral. When he freezes mid-sentence or loses his balance, she says it feels like time itself is fragile.
Dax Brazen -
World

Donald Trump Tells Xi Jinping: Forget Talks, Let’s Print Cash!

Negotiations reportedly stalled until President Trump sent Xi Jinping a $CHINUS mock-up on Truth Social, captioned: “Trade this, Winnie.” Rather than take offense, Xi stunned his delegation by replying with a GIF of himself as a triumphant Winnie the Pooh flexing on top of a Bitcoin chart.
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Burger King Rebrands as ‘Burger Queen’ After Royal Fast Food Patron Accused of Visiting Epstein’s Island

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The "home of the Whopper" will now have dual meaning after the King of fast food burgers has been accused of illicit behavior on Little St. James, better known as "Epstein Island".

“Five Stars. Would Get Abducted Again,” Says Man Returned By Aliens

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Trevor Haskins returned after a week with extraterrestrials, calling the whole thing more vacation than abduction. Officials are baffled, neighbors are uneasy, and he’s already hoping for a return trip.

Game to “Boost Morale” While Nation Descends into Chaos

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the federal government remains closed...

AMC Introduces New “Bedflix Bangers” Featuring Full Beds for Guests Who Can’t Wait to Ruin Movies with Sex

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AMC revolutionizes moviegoing with new Cine-Suites—plush beds replacing seats—so guests can finally get freaky without fighting an armrest.

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