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Donald Trump Condemns Hillary Clinton for Accepting Political Gifts While Aboard New Boeing 747 from Kelly Ortberg

President Trump says that his acceptance of planes as gifts are hardly against the Constitution because it was written before planes were invented and therefore are exempt.
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Homeland Security Subpoenas Entire State of California for Allegedly Handing Out Cash, Cupcakes, and Jet Skis to Illegal Immigrants

Homeland Security subpoenaed California over wild claims it’s giving illegal immigrants cash, cupcakes, and jet skis—basically a game show prize package. State officials replied, “If only we had that kind of budget for everyone.”
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Nancy Pelosi Votes Against Stock Trade Exclusion Bill for Politicians, Says Insider Trading Meeting She Had Before Lunch Will Help Husband’s Portfolio

Speaker Pelosi has demonstrated a Nostradamus-level of foresight into what stocks will soar and which will tank, leading to a fortune for her and her husband.
Morgan Tanner -
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Former President Obama Says Biden Won’t Stop Showing Up in the Middle of the Night Yelling About Prohibition

Former President Biden has allegedly dumped thousands of dollars of wine down the drains of Former President Obama's private residence, while claiming "The G-Men know everything!"
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Jeffrey Epstein Did Not Commit Suicide, says Trump Administration, “He Tripped and Accidentally Hung Himself”

Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself but simply slipped, wrapped a sheet around his own neck, accidentally fashioned it into a noose, and mistakenly hung it from the ceiling.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Bill Clinton Says He Prefers Latinas, Sad to See Them Deported

Hillary Clinton smacks husband Bill on the back of the head at the Democratic National Convention after former President states he loves watching Latinas twerk on TikTok.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Nancy Pelosi Has Bones Replaced with Adamantium, Promises to Outlive Us All

Nancy Pelosi's age has long since caught up with her. And as her bones begin to turn into dust, she looks to comic book lore for an alternative.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

10 Reasons the Entire Political Spectrum Forgot Andrew Yang Existed

Andrew Yang, a guy who once did a thing on behalf of the Democrats, has been entirely forgotten as if we were all caught under a spell from Doctor Strange.
Morgan Tanner -
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Joe Biden Asks Help Staff to Change Diapers During Press Conference

Former President Joe Biden had an oops on stage at the Democratic National Convention where his feces was seen pooling in the heels of his Velcro shoes.
Morgan Tanner -
Politics

Donald Trump Condemns Hillary Clinton for Accepting Political Gifts While Aboard New Boeing 747 from Kelly Ortberg

President Trump says that his acceptance of planes as gifts are hardly against the Constitution because it was written before planes were invented and therefore are exempt.
Morgan Tanner -
Politics

Homeland Security Subpoenas Entire State of California for Allegedly Handing Out Cash, Cupcakes, and Jet Skis to Illegal Immigrants

Homeland Security subpoenaed California over wild claims it’s giving illegal immigrants cash, cupcakes, and jet skis—basically a game show prize package. State officials replied, “If only we had that kind of budget for everyone.”
Buck Drayton -
Democrat

Nancy Pelosi Votes Against Stock Trade Exclusion Bill for Politicians, Says Insider Trading Meeting She Had Before Lunch Will Help Husband’s Portfolio

Speaker Pelosi has demonstrated a Nostradamus-level of foresight into what stocks will soar and which will tank, leading to a fortune for her and her husband.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Former President Obama Says Biden Won’t Stop Showing Up in the Middle of the Night Yelling About Prohibition

Former President Biden has allegedly dumped thousands of dollars of wine down the drains of Former President Obama's private residence, while claiming "The G-Men know everything!"
Morgan Tanner -
Entertainment

Jeffrey Epstein Did Not Commit Suicide, says Trump Administration, “He Tripped and Accidentally Hung Himself”

Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself but simply slipped, wrapped a sheet around his own neck, accidentally fashioned it into a noose, and mistakenly hung it from the ceiling.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Bill Clinton Says He Prefers Latinas, Sad to See Them Deported

Hillary Clinton smacks husband Bill on the back of the head at the Democratic National Convention after former President states he loves watching Latinas twerk on TikTok.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Nancy Pelosi Has Bones Replaced with Adamantium, Promises to Outlive Us All

Nancy Pelosi's age has long since caught up with her. And as her bones begin to turn into dust, she looks to comic book lore for an alternative.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

10 Reasons the Entire Political Spectrum Forgot Andrew Yang Existed

Andrew Yang, a guy who once did a thing on behalf of the Democrats, has been entirely forgotten as if we were all caught under a spell from Doctor Strange.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Joe Biden Asks Help Staff to Change Diapers During Press Conference

Former President Joe Biden had an oops on stage at the Democratic National Convention where his feces was seen pooling in the heels of his Velcro shoes.
Morgan Tanner -
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