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Morgan Tanner

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Morgan "TruthHammer" Tanner, a grizzled vet with a thigh full of shrapnel and a garage full of conspiracy, now fights his deadliest foe: the mainstream media. Armed with a deep suspicion of anything ending in ".gov," he declares, “My scars are my resume.” Between rants on lizard overlords and 5G brain rays, he reminds readers that “real patriots fact-check with their hearts.”
Democrat

Bill Clinton Says He Prefers Latinas, Sad to See Them Deported

Hillary Clinton smacks husband Bill on the back of the head at the Democratic National Convention after former President states he loves watching Latinas twerk on TikTok.
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Entertainment

Kim Jong Un Wishes Everyone a Happy May 4th, Claims He Will Defeat Evil American Empire

Kim Jong Un wields a light saber in his latest propaganda address to North Korean public, claiming he will single handedly take down the evil galactic empire that is the United States with his "very real, very cool" force powers.
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Democrat

Nancy Pelosi Has Bones Replaced with Adamantium, Promises to Outlive Us All

Nancy Pelosi's age has long since caught up with her. And as her bones begin to turn into dust, she looks to comic book lore for an alternative.
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Republican

Lauren Boebert Joins Tinder, Swipes Left on Kid Rock

Lauren Boebert's short-lived relationship with southern comfort expert Kid Rock ends in tragedy as the two duke it out on various social dating apps.
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Democrat

Joe Biden Asks Help Staff to Change Diapers During Press Conference

Former President Joe Biden had an oops on stage at the Democratic National Convention where his feces was seen pooling in the heels of his Velcro shoes.
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Republican

Mitt Romney Says America Doesnt Matter- “We All Get Our Own Planet When We Die”

One of the few reasonable Republicans, Mitt Romney proves he is looking forward to death so he can own his own solar system.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

10 Reasons the Entire Political Spectrum Forgot Andrew Yang Existed

Andrew Yang, a guy who once did a thing on behalf of the Democrats, has been entirely forgotten as if we were all caught under a spell from Doctor Strange.
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NEWS

Epstein Files

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released. ...
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Democrat

Bill Clinton Says He Prefers Latinas, Sad to See Them Deported

Hillary Clinton smacks husband Bill on the back of the head at the Democratic National Convention after former President states he loves watching Latinas twerk on TikTok.
Morgan Tanner -
Entertainment

Kim Jong Un Wishes Everyone a Happy May 4th, Claims He Will Defeat Evil American Empire

Kim Jong Un wields a light saber in his latest propaganda address to North Korean public, claiming he will single handedly take down the evil galactic empire that is the United States with his "very real, very cool" force powers.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Nancy Pelosi Has Bones Replaced with Adamantium, Promises to Outlive Us All

Nancy Pelosi's age has long since caught up with her. And as her bones begin to turn into dust, she looks to comic book lore for an alternative.
Morgan Tanner -
Republican

Lauren Boebert Joins Tinder, Swipes Left on Kid Rock

Lauren Boebert's short-lived relationship with southern comfort expert Kid Rock ends in tragedy as the two duke it out on various social dating apps.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Joe Biden Asks Help Staff to Change Diapers During Press Conference

Former President Joe Biden had an oops on stage at the Democratic National Convention where his feces was seen pooling in the heels of his Velcro shoes.
Morgan Tanner -
Republican

Mitt Romney Says America Doesnt Matter- “We All Get Our Own Planet When We Die”

One of the few reasonable Republicans, Mitt Romney proves he is looking forward to death so he can own his own solar system.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

10 Reasons the Entire Political Spectrum Forgot Andrew Yang Existed

Andrew Yang, a guy who once did a thing on behalf of the Democrats, has been entirely forgotten as if we were all caught under a spell from Doctor Strange.
Morgan Tanner -
NEWS

Epstein Files

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released. ...
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1...456Page 6 of 6

Breaking

Burger King Rebrands as ‘Burger Queen’ After Royal Fast Food Patron Accused of Visiting Epstein’s Island

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The "home of the Whopper" will now have dual meaning after the King of fast food burgers has been accused of illicit behavior on Little St. James, better known as "Epstein Island".

“Five Stars. Would Get Abducted Again,” Says Man Returned By Aliens

Exclusive 0
Trevor Haskins returned after a week with extraterrestrials, calling the whole thing more vacation than abduction. Officials are baffled, neighbors are uneasy, and he’s already hoping for a return trip.

Game to “Boost Morale” While Nation Descends into Chaos

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the federal government remains closed...

AMC Introduces New “Bedflix Bangers” Featuring Full Beds for Guests Who Can’t Wait to Ruin Movies with Sex

Entertainment 0
AMC revolutionizes moviegoing with new Cine-Suites—plush beds replacing seats—so guests can finally get freaky without fighting an armrest.

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