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Kim Jong Un Wishes Everyone a Happy May 4th, Claims He Will Defeat Evil American Empire

Kim Jong Un wields a light saber in his latest propaganda address to North Korean public, claiming he will single handedly take down the evil galactic empire that is the United States with his "very real, very cool" force powers.
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Nancy Pelosi Has Bones Replaced with Adamantium, Promises to Outlive Us All

Nancy Pelosi's age has long since caught up with her. And as her bones begin to turn into dust, she looks to comic book lore for an alternative.
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Republican

Lauren Boebert Joins Tinder, Swipes Left on Kid Rock

Lauren Boebert's short-lived relationship with southern comfort expert Kid Rock ends in tragedy as the two duke it out on various social dating apps.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

10 Reasons the Entire Political Spectrum Forgot Andrew Yang Existed

Andrew Yang, a guy who once did a thing on behalf of the Democrats, has been entirely forgotten as if we were all caught under a spell from Doctor Strange.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Joe Biden Asks Help Staff to Change Diapers During Press Conference

Former President Joe Biden had an oops on stage at the Democratic National Convention where his feces was seen pooling in the heels of his Velcro shoes.
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Republican

Mitt Romney Says America Doesnt Matter- “We All Get Our Own Planet When We Die”

One of the few reasonable Republicans, Mitt Romney proves he is looking forward to death so he can own his own solar system.
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Entertainment

Kim Jong Un Wishes Everyone a Happy May 4th, Claims He Will Defeat Evil American Empire

Kim Jong Un wields a light saber in his latest propaganda address to North Korean public, claiming he will single handedly take down the evil galactic empire that is the United States with his "very real, very cool" force powers.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Nancy Pelosi Has Bones Replaced with Adamantium, Promises to Outlive Us All

Nancy Pelosi's age has long since caught up with her. And as her bones begin to turn into dust, she looks to comic book lore for an alternative.
Morgan Tanner -
Republican

Lauren Boebert Joins Tinder, Swipes Left on Kid Rock

Lauren Boebert's short-lived relationship with southern comfort expert Kid Rock ends in tragedy as the two duke it out on various social dating apps.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

10 Reasons the Entire Political Spectrum Forgot Andrew Yang Existed

Andrew Yang, a guy who once did a thing on behalf of the Democrats, has been entirely forgotten as if we were all caught under a spell from Doctor Strange.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Joe Biden Asks Help Staff to Change Diapers During Press Conference

Former President Joe Biden had an oops on stage at the Democratic National Convention where his feces was seen pooling in the heels of his Velcro shoes.
Morgan Tanner -
Republican

Mitt Romney Says America Doesnt Matter- “We All Get Our Own Planet When We Die”

One of the few reasonable Republicans, Mitt Romney proves he is looking forward to death so he can own his own solar system.
Morgan Tanner -
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