The Mexican drug cartel's criminal organization has taken a firm stance on American tourism and ensures the safety of travelers to help the Mexican economy.

The last W the United States has seen, George "W" Bush throws one hell of a party. He is also incredible at beer pong despite downing 9 cans of Coors.

The Supreme Court will soon decide if only those who took the scenic route through the birth canal deserve U.S. citizenship. Experts warn this could render millions passport-less and force C-section babies to re-enter the womb for processing.

Leaked documents reveal the government’s secret budget includes funds for psychedelic toddler indoctrination, cocaine continuity plans for Congress, and a sex-fueled assassination squad.

Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself but simply slipped, wrapped a sheet around his own neck, accidentally fashioned it into a noose, and mistakenly hung it from the ceiling.

President Donald Trump has unveiled Operation Go Big and Go Home, a self-deportation sweepstakes featuring free one-way flights, $50,000 in TrumpBucks, moon timeshares, and live bald eagles.

Heir to the Swanson family fortune, Tucker Carlson continues to lie about everything because "fuck it, I am rich. What does any of this matter?"

The most useless representative in America, conspiracy theorist Marjorie Taylor Greene says replacing skin with cowhide leather is the future of beauty.

Hillary Clinton smacks husband Bill on the back of the head at the Democratic National Convention after former President states he loves watching Latinas twerk on TikTok.

The Mexican drug cartel's criminal organization has taken a firm stance on American tourism and ensures the safety of travelers to help the Mexican economy.

The last W the United States has seen, George "W" Bush throws one hell of a party. He is also incredible at beer pong despite downing 9 cans of Coors.

The Supreme Court will soon decide if only those who took the scenic route through the birth canal deserve U.S. citizenship. Experts warn this could render millions passport-less and force C-section babies to re-enter the womb for processing.

Leaked documents reveal the government’s secret budget includes funds for psychedelic toddler indoctrination, cocaine continuity plans for Congress, and a sex-fueled assassination squad.

Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself but simply slipped, wrapped a sheet around his own neck, accidentally fashioned it into a noose, and mistakenly hung it from the ceiling.

President Donald Trump has unveiled Operation Go Big and Go Home, a self-deportation sweepstakes featuring free one-way flights, $50,000 in TrumpBucks, moon timeshares, and live bald eagles.

Heir to the Swanson family fortune, Tucker Carlson continues to lie about everything because "fuck it, I am rich. What does any of this matter?"

The most useless representative in America, conspiracy theorist Marjorie Taylor Greene says replacing skin with cowhide leather is the future of beauty.

Hillary Clinton smacks husband Bill on the back of the head at the Democratic National Convention after former President states he loves watching Latinas twerk on TikTok.