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Lauren Boebert Joins Tinder, Swipes Left on Kid Rock

Lauren Boebert's short-lived relationship with southern comfort expert Kid Rock ends in tragedy as the two duke it out on various social dating apps.
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10 Reasons the Entire Political Spectrum Forgot Andrew Yang Existed

Andrew Yang, a guy who once did a thing on behalf of the Democrats, has been entirely forgotten as if we were all caught under a spell from Doctor Strange.
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Democrat

Joe Biden Asks Help Staff to Change Diapers During Press Conference

Former President Joe Biden had an oops on stage at the Democratic National Convention where his feces was seen pooling in the heels of his Velcro shoes.
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Republican

Mitt Romney Says America Doesnt Matter- “We All Get Our Own Planet When We Die”

One of the few reasonable Republicans, Mitt Romney proves he is looking forward to death so he can own his own solar system.
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Republican

Lauren Boebert Joins Tinder, Swipes Left on Kid Rock

Lauren Boebert's short-lived relationship with southern comfort expert Kid Rock ends in tragedy as the two duke it out on various social dating apps.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

10 Reasons the Entire Political Spectrum Forgot Andrew Yang Existed

Andrew Yang, a guy who once did a thing on behalf of the Democrats, has been entirely forgotten as if we were all caught under a spell from Doctor Strange.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Joe Biden Asks Help Staff to Change Diapers During Press Conference

Former President Joe Biden had an oops on stage at the Democratic National Convention where his feces was seen pooling in the heels of his Velcro shoes.
Morgan Tanner -
Republican

Mitt Romney Says America Doesnt Matter- “We All Get Our Own Planet When We Die”

One of the few reasonable Republicans, Mitt Romney proves he is looking forward to death so he can own his own solar system.
Morgan Tanner -
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