The last W the United States has seen, George "W" Bush throws one hell of a party. He is also incredible at beer pong despite downing 9 cans of Coors.

The Supreme Court will soon decide if only those who took the scenic route through the birth canal deserve U.S. citizenship. Experts warn this could render millions passport-less and force C-section babies to re-enter the womb for processing.

Leaked documents reveal the government’s secret budget includes funds for psychedelic toddler indoctrination, cocaine continuity plans for Congress, and a sex-fueled assassination squad.

Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself but simply slipped, wrapped a sheet around his own neck, accidentally fashioned it into a noose, and mistakenly hung it from the ceiling.

Kanye West took a break from referring to himself as a "Nazi" and talking about his gay incestuous relationship with his cousin to take credit for the theme of Diddy's controversial "Freak Offs".

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos seems to be on a mission to make his wife look less like a human and more like one of the Muppets.

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg doesn't see the point in Musk's attempts to make human beings more synthetic. Zuck says he still struggles with understanding things human people do.

Washed up pop icon Katy Perry is confused as to why people aren't celebrating her achievement of paying for a Blue Origin flight. Says the "blue ocean" is next big frontier for lower class moms everywhere.

After admitting to boosting his PoE2 account by paying a 12-year-old kid from Beijing to play on his behalf, the billionaire says he is ready to continue to lie about it as a full-time career path.

The last W the United States has seen, George "W" Bush throws one hell of a party. He is also incredible at beer pong despite downing 9 cans of Coors.

The Supreme Court will soon decide if only those who took the scenic route through the birth canal deserve U.S. citizenship. Experts warn this could render millions passport-less and force C-section babies to re-enter the womb for processing.

Leaked documents reveal the government’s secret budget includes funds for psychedelic toddler indoctrination, cocaine continuity plans for Congress, and a sex-fueled assassination squad.

Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself but simply slipped, wrapped a sheet around his own neck, accidentally fashioned it into a noose, and mistakenly hung it from the ceiling.

Kanye West took a break from referring to himself as a "Nazi" and talking about his gay incestuous relationship with his cousin to take credit for the theme of Diddy's controversial "Freak Offs".

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos seems to be on a mission to make his wife look less like a human and more like one of the Muppets.

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg doesn't see the point in Musk's attempts to make human beings more synthetic. Zuck says he still struggles with understanding things human people do.

Washed up pop icon Katy Perry is confused as to why people aren't celebrating her achievement of paying for a Blue Origin flight. Says the "blue ocean" is next big frontier for lower class moms everywhere.

After admitting to boosting his PoE2 account by paying a 12-year-old kid from Beijing to play on his behalf, the billionaire says he is ready to continue to lie about it as a full-time career path.