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Mike Pence Allegedly “Embracing the Change” After Bizarre Night at NYC Hotel With Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West

Former Vice President Mike Pence was seen letting it all hang out with reality star Caitlyn Jenner and self-proclaimed white supremacist, Kanye West.
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Democrat

Former President Obama Says Biden Won’t Stop Showing Up in the Middle of the Night Yelling About Prohibition

Former President Biden has allegedly dumped thousands of dollars of wine down the drains of Former President Obama's private residence, while claiming "The G-Men know everything!"
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Sports

WNBA Experiences Record-Breaking Ticket Sales in Upcoming 2025 Championship After Filling One Full Row of Seats

The WNBA is about to have its biggest audience yet as dozens of tickets are being sold ahead of the upcoming 2025 championship game between the Milwaukee Roosters and the San Antonio Sparkling Ponies.
Morgan Tanner -
Republican

“George W Bush Throws the Best D.C. Parties”, Says former Epstein Staffer

The last W the United States has seen, George "W" Bush throws one hell of a party. He is also incredible at beer pong despite downing 9 cans of Coors.
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Entertainment

Katy Perry Says Her Upcoming OceanGate Deep-Sea Submersible Voyage is Next Big Frontier for All Women Everywhere

Washed up pop icon Katy Perry is confused as to why people aren't celebrating her achievement of paying for a Blue Origin flight. Says the "blue ocean" is next big frontier for lower class moms everywhere.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Bill Clinton Says He Prefers Latinas, Sad to See Them Deported

Hillary Clinton smacks husband Bill on the back of the head at the Democratic National Convention after former President states he loves watching Latinas twerk on TikTok.
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Republican

Lauren Boebert Joins Tinder, Swipes Left on Kid Rock

Lauren Boebert's short-lived relationship with southern comfort expert Kid Rock ends in tragedy as the two duke it out on various social dating apps.
Morgan Tanner -
Republican

Mitt Romney Says America Doesnt Matter- “We All Get Our Own Planet When We Die”

One of the few reasonable Republicans, Mitt Romney proves he is looking forward to death so he can own his own solar system.
Morgan Tanner -
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Republican

Mike Pence Allegedly “Embracing the Change” After Bizarre Night at NYC Hotel With Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West

Former Vice President Mike Pence was seen letting it all hang out with reality star Caitlyn Jenner and self-proclaimed white supremacist, Kanye West.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Former President Obama Says Biden Won’t Stop Showing Up in the Middle of the Night Yelling About Prohibition

Former President Biden has allegedly dumped thousands of dollars of wine down the drains of Former President Obama's private residence, while claiming "The G-Men know everything!"
Morgan Tanner -
Sports

WNBA Experiences Record-Breaking Ticket Sales in Upcoming 2025 Championship After Filling One Full Row of Seats

The WNBA is about to have its biggest audience yet as dozens of tickets are being sold ahead of the upcoming 2025 championship game between the Milwaukee Roosters and the San Antonio Sparkling Ponies.
Morgan Tanner -
Republican

“George W Bush Throws the Best D.C. Parties”, Says former Epstein Staffer

The last W the United States has seen, George "W" Bush throws one hell of a party. He is also incredible at beer pong despite downing 9 cans of Coors.
Morgan Tanner -
Entertainment

Katy Perry Says Her Upcoming OceanGate Deep-Sea Submersible Voyage is Next Big Frontier for All Women Everywhere

Washed up pop icon Katy Perry is confused as to why people aren't celebrating her achievement of paying for a Blue Origin flight. Says the "blue ocean" is next big frontier for lower class moms everywhere.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Bill Clinton Says He Prefers Latinas, Sad to See Them Deported

Hillary Clinton smacks husband Bill on the back of the head at the Democratic National Convention after former President states he loves watching Latinas twerk on TikTok.
Morgan Tanner -
Republican

Lauren Boebert Joins Tinder, Swipes Left on Kid Rock

Lauren Boebert's short-lived relationship with southern comfort expert Kid Rock ends in tragedy as the two duke it out on various social dating apps.
Morgan Tanner -
Republican

Mitt Romney Says America Doesnt Matter- “We All Get Our Own Planet When We Die”

One of the few reasonable Republicans, Mitt Romney proves he is looking forward to death so he can own his own solar system.
Morgan Tanner -
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