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JILL TO JOE: IT’S OVER. MCCONNELL’S DETERIORATION IS JUST TOO SEXY

“Joe’s aging was always gradual, measured,” a longtime friend of Jill Biden said on condition of anonymity. “But with Mitch, she sees something rawer. More visceral. When he freezes mid-sentence or loses his balance, she says it feels like time itself is fragile.
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Donald Trump Tells Xi Jinping: Forget Talks, Let’s Print Cash!

Negotiations reportedly stalled until President Trump sent Xi Jinping a $CHINUS mock-up on Truth Social, captioned: “Trade this, Winnie.” Rather than take offense, Xi stunned his delegation by replying with a GIF of himself as a triumphant Winnie the Pooh flexing on top of a Bitcoin chart.
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Exclusive

JILL TO JOE: IT’S OVER. MCCONNELL’S DETERIORATION IS JUST TOO SEXY

“Joe’s aging was always gradual, measured,” a longtime friend of Jill Biden said on condition of anonymity. “But with Mitch, she sees something rawer. More visceral. When he freezes mid-sentence or loses his balance, she says it feels like time itself is fragile.
Dax Brazen -
World

Donald Trump Tells Xi Jinping: Forget Talks, Let’s Print Cash!

Negotiations reportedly stalled until President Trump sent Xi Jinping a $CHINUS mock-up on Truth Social, captioned: “Trade this, Winnie.” Rather than take offense, Xi stunned his delegation by replying with a GIF of himself as a triumphant Winnie the Pooh flexing on top of a Bitcoin chart.
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“Female Orgasm a Myth”, Says Trump Administration’s Head of Sexual Education and Wellness

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Head of Sexual Education and Wellness, Dr. Randy P. Whetstone, says that the female orgasm is fictional nonsense created by the woke mainstream liberal media to make white men feel bad about themselves.

Hilary Duff is Returning to Music After 10 Years, Says Her New Single ‘Heil Hitler’ is Better Than Kanye’s

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Disney Channel Original Movie 'My Dog is My Mom' star Hilary Duff says that her song about "Das Führer" is about finding light in the darkness and will uplift the hearts of Agent Cody Banks fans everywhere.

RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm Not Actually Dead, Speaks to Him Telepathically About Letting Children Contract Measles

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Kennedy's brain worm is alive and ready to dominate the greatest country in the world, starting with Texas, the most anti-vaccinated region in the world.

Marvel Renames Thunderbolts* to ‘Marvel’s Leftovers’, Stunned to Learn People Will Watch Literally Anything

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Marvel has rebranded Thunderbolts* as Marvel’s Leftovers, and audiences are still buying tickets. Apparently, all it takes is a logo and Florence Pugh.

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