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Bill Clinton Says He Prefers Latinas, Sad to See Them Deported

Hillary Clinton smacks husband Bill on the back of the head at the Democratic National Convention after former President states he loves watching Latinas twerk on TikTok.
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Nancy Pelosi Has Bones Replaced with Adamantium, Promises to Outlive Us All

Nancy Pelosi's age has long since caught up with her. And as her bones begin to turn into dust, she looks to comic book lore for an alternative.
Morgan Tanner -
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10 Reasons the Entire Political Spectrum Forgot Andrew Yang Existed

Andrew Yang, a guy who once did a thing on behalf of the Democrats, has been entirely forgotten as if we were all caught under a spell from Doctor Strange.
Morgan Tanner -
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Joe Biden Asks Help Staff to Change Diapers During Press Conference

Former President Joe Biden had an oops on stage at the Democratic National Convention where his feces was seen pooling in the heels of his Velcro shoes.
Morgan Tanner -
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Democrat

Bill Clinton Says He Prefers Latinas, Sad to See Them Deported

Hillary Clinton smacks husband Bill on the back of the head at the Democratic National Convention after former President states he loves watching Latinas twerk on TikTok.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Nancy Pelosi Has Bones Replaced with Adamantium, Promises to Outlive Us All

Nancy Pelosi's age has long since caught up with her. And as her bones begin to turn into dust, she looks to comic book lore for an alternative.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

10 Reasons the Entire Political Spectrum Forgot Andrew Yang Existed

Andrew Yang, a guy who once did a thing on behalf of the Democrats, has been entirely forgotten as if we were all caught under a spell from Doctor Strange.
Morgan Tanner -
Democrat

Joe Biden Asks Help Staff to Change Diapers During Press Conference

Former President Joe Biden had an oops on stage at the Democratic National Convention where his feces was seen pooling in the heels of his Velcro shoes.
Morgan Tanner -
12Page 2 of 2
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